Bow wow wow-yippy-I-yippy-ya

I'm at work, I'm bored.
I miss gettin' some doggy style....
My girl has a very cute tiny butt that looks good in her lucky brands but when comes to some good hard slammin' from behind, it can be down right painful. Acrobatic sex is good with a little woman and on top works out well, but most of my life I've been women built for a good hard fuckin'. Not fatty's but curvy, built women, that's what I'm in the mood for right now. I'd like to wake up tomorrow feelin' a little rung out and bruised, sore cock and all. Know what I'm saying?

I'd fuck her, just not now

Completely fucking hot tattooed punk rock girl just called me, a bit drunk.
"Hey!"

" Hi ******, What's up?"

"Somethings been bothering me, I have to ask you something, OK?

"Ask away."

"Remember my Halloween party a few years ago? Remember our drunk sex conversation?"

"Kinda, but not really, What's your question drunk girl?"

"You told me you wanted to tie my hands together and fuck me doggy style, pulling my hair and smacking my ass, all that good shit,and I don't understand why you didn't try to fuck me when you left your wife? I thought you thought I was hot. I think your girlfriend is really cool and all, but I thought at least I'd get one shot in there somewhere. And don't even say.... I know at least 2 women, sorry one woman and one 19 year old girl you fucked after your wife, so don't tell me I'm to young! Well?"

I was totally caught off guard, why hadn't I? I can think about that later, need to get drunk girl off the phone.

"We've talked about some projects together and the work with your band I've done, I don't want to fuck that up, know what I mean?"

"yeah maybe...." Click she hung up the phone. That sorta worked.

I'll admit here that I remember our drunk sex talk. How she described how she would suck my cock and put my balls in her mouth and how she wanted to be fucked in the ass and so on. I still go to her my sp@ce page and jerk off while looking at her pictures, I'm still thrilled when we bump in to each other, but I don't need the drama. Her life seems to be draped in drama and I don't tolerate that so much as I get older. Holy fuck though she is smokin', maybe when she gets a little older and tires of all the drama. Whatever, that's all......for now.

(that's not her pic above)

boredomwhoredom

You wanna fuck?

I do and you?

I do but I need some props cause I really don't wanna be me fucking you, k?

k. What do you need to get this thing moving?

I want Japanese twins with clear blue candy colored strap on cocks DP'n you while I fuck there faces till snot pours out there nose's, as they simultaneously punch me in the mouth until the adrenaline caused by the taste of blood, overtakes any other sensation that I am feeling.

That sounds a little complicated, do you know some twins that would do that?

Yes, they are in the closet fingering each other. I lied, no I don't. I don't wanna
fuck you right now.

Fine, I'm going into the kitchen and explore the vegetable's in the fridge.

Fine, I'm gonna go jerk off on your mothers picture and then go vomit while I hate myself.

amok

I bought a book at a garage sale today for a dollar, the Amok Journal. Strange storys of all kinds from around the world, I of course had to read the storys of death caused by machines used in sexual acts first, go figure. This guy somewhere in the midwest used to dress up in ladys lingere, tie his bound feet to the shovel of his back hoe and manipulate the control levers with ropes he had tied to them. He would raise the back hoe and jerk off and then lower himself back down, except the last time he did it something went wrong and the back hoe slammed to the ground and crushed him. Another guy would rig the stearing on his car to go in a circle and tie his body and balls to the back bumper and run behind the car. One day something happened and the chain got caught in the back wheel and he was torn to bits. Are these cases of way to much time on there hands?

wash, rinse, repeat

I got a blowjob going through the car wash today. First I got the 6.00 dollar one, basic wash and rinse, not knowing what I was about to get, we went through a second time and got the 14.00 deluxe, this takes longer. In those breif moments when I could see through the windsheild I watched a woman vacuuming her trunk, she had very large breasts,hanging down and swaying back and fourth as she worked the trunk. I wanted her to turn around and make eye contact while I was being sucked off.

Right, so it's an a d d wack morning, I can't concentrare on one thing while stroking it. My desktop is on, which has two monitors, and right next to that is my laptop. On the laptop is a movie with a blonde feathered hair latino girl, she's thin but curvy and has large breasts, and such a sweet face. She's just doing a slow strip and touching herself alot. I also like this clip because it looks like it's shot in the same hotel room as another clip I like with a black haired mexican girl that I like.


On monitor one is a gg g movie with this girl named sara, either she is getting fucked very hard by two, three, four, five guys or she's getting cummed on by many while having a girl or being held by a girl. It all leans twords the rough side, except for some bad pole dancing fills, but I'm hot for sara. I didn't actually watch gg g stuff until I happended upon sara, I dig her.

Monitor #3 is showing a slide show of many different pictures, covering many different kinds of women, sexual acts and not.

This sensory overload usually leads to one thought or fantasy in my head which works for me. Sometimes nice and sometimes not. Sometimes as my legs relax and I look down at the mess i've made, I wonder where the fuck did that come from.

face fck

My girl and I went to a house warming party a few weeks ago, it was one of those parties’s where there were a handful of people you like and the rest are mostly people you can’t stand from work, and then there was the one woman with the messy Farah hair like yours, who once offered me a blowjob at work before she left, at any point my girlfriend wasn’t near by she was there flirting with me. As the night progresses and everyone is getting good and liquored up her flirting is getting a little more overt, she can’t stop tracing her lips with her fingers and then sucking on it when our eyes make contact. I keep thinking, if I keep her hair in her face then I could pretend it’s you, so I keep playing this little game with her as I man the bar. By the time we leave we are pretty drunk and I am completely fucking worked up.
Get home; take the dog out, etc. I go into the closet to throw on some shorts and my cock screams up at me, “Hey I’m fucking dying down here!” I start to stroke it a little, just to try and make it feel better. I look around the corner into the bedroom and my girl is lying there with her head over the side of the bed with her eyes closed. Mmmmm…..I walk over and tap her on the lips with my cock, her mouth and eyes open simultaneously, her slack drunk mouth feels nice, but I’m feeling a little more aggressive than she. I pull her hand from my shaft and grab it at the base and squeeze, I want my drunk cock so hard it hurts. My other hand goes to the back of her head for guidance. I’m pulling it out and slapping her on the lips, the cheek, back in her mouth, pushing against the inside of her cheek, her throat. At first it’s just a sloppy grind fest, but as my cock gets harder I start to find my rhythm. It’s all greed at this point, I don’t even stop as she gags , this goes on for several minutes. I look down to see her eyes clenched and makeup tinted tears rolling down her cheek, Then some little voice in my head asks, “Am I being to rough?” I start to withdraw when I feel her nails dig into my ass and my body being pulled back to were it was before the thought. I pull it out of her mouth and smack her with it, “You like that?”
“mmmm smack my face,fuck my mouth, use me.” That’s all I need, I grab her by the back of the head and just start pounding her mouth and throat. The more degrading I speak to her, the harder she digs into my flesh with her sweet sharp nails. I may be imagining it at this point but the greed of my cock is being matched by her mouth, working violently together. I’m getting that feeling, my skull feels like it’s splitting open, I’m totally going with it, my thoughts are everywhere. I’m completely in sync with her mouth, which to me at this point is a fuck hole. It’s every cunt, ass, mouth, I’ve ever wanted to fuck. I’m working it hard, my body’s beginning to tense, my balls begin to contract, the first shot is fast and strong, her head jerks in my hand, I pull out and lay a nice rope of cum across both her lips and up her cheek and then a nice puddle on her neck and chin. Spent.
The next morning she asks, “ Why did you call me Tracy twice when you were talking dirty?”

what's in the box?

A wise woman once said, "When I get this way…this not happy, not satisfied, incomplete way…I observe that I get hyper-sexual. I tend to over-self-pleasure. I tend to watch porn a lot. I tend to think creepy thoughts about creepy people and non-creepy people." This blog shall be my version of that. I will share my experiences and fantasies, both healthy and not so healthy. I will welcome any guest posters who want to get something off there chest. I hope to maintain a sense of humor about this and not worry about what a closet pervert I can be. That's it before I think about this to much.