Got out of the shower, my girl was laying on the bed looking at me. I towled off and shaved as she watched.
I turned to her and tucked my package between my legs and did a perfect Ted Levine impression, "I'd fuck me."
She screamed and ran out of the room.
Now she's not speaking.
Silly I say, silly.
1 comment:
awesome.
you shoulda did his little dance too
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