um broken

I coulda' had a blowjob before work today but I declined.



I'm being a little bitch right now.
I won't stop.



I have to have minor surgery, completly minor, on my right eye.



I get to rock a black eye patch for a week, I should be happy.



I'll see better, I should be happy.



Alright get over yourself, it's not like I'm loosing a kidney